Last night, I dreamed that I got a bunch of fucking tattoos. :/

I got Mickey Mouse's head on my arm, the face of Edgar Allen Poe on my side, and a giant portrait of Phoenix Wright on the left side of my back. During the dream, I was contemplating getting an Edgeworth tattooed on the right side of my back.

For the record, I don't want to get any tattoos. If I had to, it would be of a unicorn riding a snowmobile, with the caption: "Born to be Danged".

Okay. Now I know I've been on CAPSLOCK_ATLARP too much.

I had an Avatar dream. It kinda dumped around... I know that I was Smellerbee at first, but then I was just myself. Apparently, I'm an Earthbender in my dreams... which is odd, because I always fancied myself to be a Waterbender (because my zodiac sign is Cancer). Anyway, I don't remember any of the dream except for the very end. Toph and I were arguing for some reason, and then we started sparring against each other with our Earthbending, not to win or loose, but to prove our endurance. It was really cool and epic, and we both took beatings from each other, but we didn't care because we were having fun. Then Long Feng showed up... as the bad guy.... I don't know why... and Toph and I started fighting him...

and then the phone rang, waking me up. :(

Last night, I dreamt that I was a newly born fox kit, living in a vacant lot. The lot was filled with overgrown grass. I had four siblings, and a mother who also had cancer. Our mother abandoned us, so that she could find our father. I then transformed into a human, vowing to make enough money to get treatment for our mother.

I decided to whore myself for quick cash. Despite the humiliating nature of my position, I told my client that I would act out any fantasy he wanted. His fantasy turned out to be losing in a fencing match to a girl. So, we fenced, and I won, and we had so much fun together that we fell in love. I didn't tell him my name, but I offered him my email address. That's about it.

I was giddy for awhile, having found love in such an unlikely place, until I realized that I no longer felt concern for my fox siblings and mother. I ran back to the vacant lot to see my fox siblings. I came to the conclusion that the reason why I was caring less and less for my fox family was because I was a human. I spent some time with them, and that made me care again. However, I knew that if I staid a human too long, I would forget my fox family all together.

This is about the time when I woke up. Man, I never have dreams like this, and if I do, I never remember them. Even thought the story I just told admittedly doesn't make much sense, it was still interesting, at least to me.

I'm pretty sure that this dream doesn't mean anything. It was just entertainment.