Last night, I dreamed that I got a bunch of fucking tattoos. :/

I got Mickey Mouse's head on my arm, the face of Edgar Allen Poe on my side, and a giant portrait of Phoenix Wright on the left side of my back. During the dream, I was contemplating getting an Edgeworth tattooed on the right side of my back.

For the record, I don't want to get any tattoos. If I had to, it would be of a unicorn riding a snowmobile, with the caption: "Born to be Danged".